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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by 99sydrd, Apr 2, 2008.

  1. Two fish swimming in the water one fish hits a wall and says to the other fish 'dam' !


     
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  2. Ah, I see you posted your random comment here as well ;)

    There's two fish in a tank, one says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this?"
     
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  3. Two fish in a tank and one says, "I'm fed up to the gills with this place..."
     
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  4. What do you call a fish with no eyes?


    Fsh
     
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  5. Two fish are in a fish-bowl, the first one yells to the other "YOU MAN THE GUNS. I'LL DRIVE!"
     
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  6. Then the other replied "You idiot, we're in a bowl. What was it you said again... where am I..."
     
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  7. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
     
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