3 negro women are about to board a plane for their very first plane trip. All three are nervous about the plane crashing. The first woman says to the other two "Dis mornin' ah put on mah best white panties so if da plane crashes an' we upside down in da wreckage dey'll see me real easy from da air." The second woman says "Well ah put on my bright yellow panties so if we done crash in da ocean dey'll se me real easy from da air." The third woman says "Well ah done put on NO panties dis mornin'" The other two exclaim "NO PANTIES. Are you crazy girl?" "Nup", says the third woman, "everyone knows dat after a plane crash da first thing dey look for is da black box!"