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Financial Advice

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Nov 14, 2005.

  1. This is great financial advice and I couldn't wait until Wednesday to share it as the Hump Day funny .

    I am sure that you are interested in Financial advice, and you may be interested in the following:

    In 2001 if you had bought $1000.00 of One-Tel stock, it would now be worth about $9.00 to you as an unsecured creditor if you are lucky.

    In 2002 if you had bought HIH stock, you would have about $6.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

    In 2003 if you had gone overseas and bought ENRON you would have less than $5.00 left.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer only one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminium recycling price, you would have $24.00.

    Based on the above, the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

    See guys, show this to your other half next time she complains about your beer consumption and tell her your acting upon financial advice and only have her future in mind when you do it. :LOL: