A man sees an ad in the newspaper for a Ferrari for $5. He's like WOAH is this some kinda joke? He calls up the the Geoff who had placed the ad, and asks him if he's for real. The guy says yeah, come on over. 2007 ferrari, red in colour. Geoff gives the guy his address and the guy tells work that he's not going in that day, and rushes over. Out the front of the house is a basically brand new red ferrari. Not a dent or a chipped window. Geoff comes outside, and says, yup, it's yours if you want it for $5. The man asks what the catch is, and Geoff informs him that there is no catch, just a $5 ferrari. The guy hands over $5, and says, come on Geoff, what happened? Really? Geoff says.. Okay.. Well, my wife was gonna get half the money from the ferrari when I sold it. And the stupid cow was just using me for the money, so she'll get what's coming to her!!! $2.50 and the lounges.