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Favourite Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Womble, Oct 12, 2012.

  1. The expression on people's faces when they get it is priceless.
    Two parrots are sat on a perch, one says to the other, "Can you smell fish"

    Second one - She was only the girl who cleaned out the bird cage but she'd seen a cock or two (say it out loud and it'll make sense).

    Yes I am aware that humour is subjective.
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  2. I mean this in the politest possible way but

  3. [​IMG]

    Actually I thought the jokes were pretty funny, but smileedude's response reminded me of someone :)
  4. That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer.
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  5. :rofl:
  6. Sunscreen WTF is sunscreeen
    Did it keep Steve Erwin safe from harmful Rays ??????????????
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  7. What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
    They both come on white crackers...
  8. Ok now I'm backing away slowly
  9. What do condoms and Kodak have in common ?

    They both capture that special moment!
  10. A horse walks into a bar, barman says "what is this? some kind of joke?"
  11. Too soon...