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Fashionable chest hair

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by nous, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. Netrider logo, anyone?

    Flip, this is your next Shave for a Cure mission!


  2. ewww hairy guys... what made you think anyone would wanna see that? :p
  3. Honey, I see that on a daily basis. I'm afraid I've gone past 'blase' to 'aficionado' :grin:
  4. Chest hair is the sign of a true man. Waxed bodies is for tossers!

    Regards, Andrew.
  5. Unless your manly enough to let me wax you... :wink:
  6. Will you bite my earlobe while you rip the strips off?
  7. Humans are mammals. That means the males have chest hair, and the females have breasts.
    Removing chest hair is like removing breasts, not something you should feel a need to do!

    Regards, Andrew.
  8. However, once it gets longer than the hair on your head there may be a need to do something about it.....

    It's disturbing being able to plait your chest hair.....
  9. /looks forward to explanation of how male chest-hair aids the health and survival of offspring!
  10. I have enbraced my Wookee ancestry and am comfotable with it!

    Regards, Andrew.
  11. [​IMG]

    ^Typhoon hopes you have his money... b1tches.
  12. :rofl:

    Regards, Andrew.
  13. I revel in my chest hairs (give me a minute or two and I can count them for you - accurately)! :LOL:
  14. My chest hair looks like a Kelp bed when I go swimming!

    Regards, Andrew.
  15. tom dick and harry (chest hairs) where highly offended when i thretend to pluck them.

    i'm an un hairy wog... what are the chances
  16. :LOL: +1

    ...same goes for the underarms.

    Clearly, those with less hair are genetically more advanced, and one step further away from our ape-like ancestors (in a Darwinian sense). :p

    er...that's my story, and I'm sticking to it :grin:

  17. YEs, but we have a larger cranium and therefore more brain mass!

    Regards, Andrew.
  18. i think that come summer i'll call the CFA over to my place for some back burning of my chest hair before i burst into flames on a hot day
  19. You should be doing controlled burns now, whilst the weather is favourable. Be sure to have an Ericssen Skycrane handy for summer! :LOL:
    I cut a few new fire trails the other day..............

    Regards, Andrew.