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F**ker Fish

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by 7THSIN, Oct 18, 2006.

  1. A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says
    "Whoa, look at the size of that f*cker!"
    "Hey, mind your language!" says the priest.
    Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "
    Sorry Father, but that's what this fish is called - it's a F*cker fish"
    Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor
    and takes the fish back to church.

    "Look at this huge f*cker" says the priest, spotting the bishop.
    "Language, please! this is Gods house,"replies the bishop.
    "No, no - that's what this fish is called, " says the priest.
    "Oh," says the bishop, scratching his chin "I could clean that f*cker and
    we could have it for dinner".

    So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to
    the mother superior. " Could you cook this f*cker for dinner tonight?"
    he asks her.
    "My, what language!"she exclaims, clearly shocked."No, sister
    that's what the fish is called - a f*cker, " says the bishop.
    Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says,
    "wonderful, I'll cook that f*cker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!"

    The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it.

    "Well, I caught the f*cker!" says the priest.
    "And I cleaned the f*cker!" says the bishop.
    "And I cooked the f*cker!" says the mother superior.

    The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans
    back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table,
    pours himself a whiskey and says...

    " You know what?, You c*nts are alright."
  3. that has to be the joke of the week, maybe month.

    I just rang 3 people just to tell them
  4. joke of the day... a bit old thoug...
  5. :LOL: very funny. :grin: