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Excellent for wasting time and good laughs!

Discussion in 'The Pub' at netrider.net.au started by lowercase, May 26, 2010.

  1. http://notalwaysright.com/page/2



    (especially check out "Early Bird-Brained")

    Early Bird-Brained
    Supermarket | New Zealand
    (I am at work doing a before-opening clean of the trolley handles and checkout counters.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, I’d like to buy these now please.”

    Me: “Um, ma’am, I’m not a checkout operator.”

    Customer: “Yes, but I’m here now and I’m running late, so can you just run these through the scanner for me?”

    Me: “Ma’am, it’s five thirty. There are no checkout operators as we don’t open for another hour and a half.”

    Customer: “Oh, I was wondering why there wasn’t anyone in the Deli, but that’s okay because I went back behind the counter and got the ham out the freezer.”

    Me: “Ma’am, you’re not allowed to do that. How did you get in? The doors are locked until the security guard gets here.”

    Customer: “Oh, I broke the window because I thought your door wasn’t working. Can you run these through for me now?”
     
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  2. That site's great lc!

    Here's my fav:

    Give that person a Darwin award, lol
     
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  3. yes, an excellent find. many hours wasted there
     
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  4. haha it never ceases to amaze me the level of stupidity in joe or joanne average.... never fails to make me laugh either.....
     
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  5. Heh, I love reading this kind of thing. There was another site the name of which eludes me for the moment, it was a freelance web developer just posting stupid shit that his clients said.

    The best one that I ever saw was when someone demanded that he "optimize the fireball" in order to get more hits on his site.
     
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  8. Ah I laughed so hard at that one! My work phone called a few seconds later so I had to sober up... forgot about it! lol :rofl:
     
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  9. Oh, and I must say, I didn't find this site. I take no credit :( (well, except for putting on the forums of course... and then stealing the credit!) :D
     
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  10. this site is golden
    thanks lowercase
     
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  11. Thank you lowercase, I have been searching for some of these websites to read, but most of them have been blocked and this one is working :D...awesome enterainment when nothing much is happening at work haha.
     
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  12. Here's my fav haha:

    The Unfantastic Mr. Fox
    Movie Theater | United Kingdom
    (A man comes up to me with a huge bag.)

    Customer: “Can I ask an odd question?”

    Me: “Go for it.”

    Customer: “Would it be okay for me to put my fox costume on and stand in the foyer?”

    Me: “Why?”

    Customer: “Just for pleasure. I enjoy doing it and the customers would enjoy seeing it.”

    Me: “I’ll just check with my manager.”

    (I phone the manager and repeat the request. The manager laughs for a few minutes and says no.)

    Me: “I’m afraid my manager has said it’s not okay.”

    Customer: *looks down sadly* “It’s okay. They said no everywhere else I asked too.” *walks away sadly, dragging the bag with his fox costume in*
     
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  13. Hey I'm not so stupid! after all
     
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  14. HAHAHAHA! The poor guy! How weird though...

    And so lonesome :(
     
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  15. i felt sorry for him too...

    there are times when you should show some iniative at work, instead of asking your manager for permission.
    ..this was clearly one of those times.

    i would love to have the un-fantastic Mr Fox where i work
     
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  16. Yeah I just kinda hope she then ran after him and told him he could... I mean... the loneliness! :( It's like a kid asking for a dollar to buy her parents a present, and you saying "nah sorry kiddo" and then the kid walking off saying "it's okay... i guess i can just get them something next year..." *sobs*
     
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