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Everytime you speed a kitten dies

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Chef, Mar 12, 2011.

  1. ....remember 'speed kills'...

    well it burns a little at first!

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  2. That's gold. I tried snorting coke once, but the bubbles kept getting up my nose...
  3. I snorted this stuff called wicked fizz on the last day of year 12. It's like a combination of wizzfizz and warheads, but I didn't know that. I got a whole gob of it, not a small sample. Instant pain, ran up the hallway to the tap and stuck my head under it, nose was bleeding. Going back to the classroom there was a line of blood the whole way from the door to the tap.

    I had an interview for uni later that day, ended up going with half my face swollen and red. My nose bled every day for weeks after that.
  4. :rofl: ....ahem, sorry

    What do we feel the need to put candy in orifices it doesn't belong? Reminds me of this girl and some 'pop rocks' one time...

    ...and then there was the girl with the 'jelly snakes', but that's a different story.
  5. No wonder you ride motorbikes. Hahahahahahaha
  6. I was expecting something more along the lines of this:

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  7. "Flat chat = Flat cats"
  8. Speeding driver dies, over two hundred people affected.

    Speeding driver doesn't die, over two hundred kittens affected.
  9. don't speed :(






    dead kitten. :(
  10. hahahaha:rofl::rofl::rofl:
    good one.
  11. Good to see...