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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by darklightBoy, Jul 30, 2007.

  1. The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year When the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f" This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage wher emore komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th year people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v"

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, we vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.

    Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Zen ve vil rul ze vorld! Zig Heil!
  2. Haha, zats gold! Mad me lauf hardr nd hardr ze furfur i red along! :p
  3. Very funny, and unlike a lot of internet jokes, clever too. Top marks.
  4. hahaha, nicht schlecht! :p :p :p