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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Seany, Mar 9, 2007.
Charged with battery.
oh god thats so bad its great
I bet you got a charge out of posting that..........
Geez that was shocking :twisted:
would have been less shocking with a duracell... or so the ads tell me.
Told his lawyer he's innocent and to "never give up"
If he's not allowed alcohol in gaol, does that mean he'll be in a dry cell??
Lets hope there's a 'positive end' to this story..........
I heard he ran from the cops. He just kept going and going... and going... and going.. and going... et al.
I heard he died from a heart attack brought on from too much sex.
Apparently someone put his batteries in the wrong way around and just kept coming & coming & coming & coming & coming & coming...........
Well done sir. Kudos to you...
This is out of control.
I have no bad jokes to add.
you could have at least tried... i'd have given you a d for your efforts. although the top mark of aaa is pretty hard!
I've got nothing.......
I'm feeling a little FLAT.
I think it's time we volt the fence and amp up the level of jokes here...
OHM's my God
Uh, tests prove that the bad jokes in this thread last 30% longer than the other threads 8-[
It's friday yay
Jesus, that's awful.
Reminds me of the time all the toilets were stolen from Police Headquarters in Sydney. They still have nothing to go on!
Is this what you are talking about?
Seems the flat acid humour herein has been a positive experience for some and negative for others *groan*