A guy walks into his local Western suburbs Centrelink office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate being on the dole. I'd really rather have a job." The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur come bodyguard for his 18 year old nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips and look after her every need. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're bullshi**ing me!" The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it"