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Emotions Party

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by gypsyvtr, Jul 18, 2007.


    A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as
    different emotions e.g. fear etc.

    On the night of the party, the first guest
    arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint
    with the letters N and V painted on his chest.He says to this guy, "Wow,
    great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
    The guy says, "I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant come on
    in and have a drink."

    A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door
    to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa
    wrapped around her most intimate parts.

    He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come
    She replies, "I'm tickled pink."
    The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."

    A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the
    host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick, standing stark
    naked, one with his willy in bowl of custard and the other with his
    willy stuck in a pear.

    The host is really shocked and says, "What the hell are you both doing?
    You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street.
    Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?"

    Paddy replies, "Welllll, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just
    come in despair
  2. LMAO :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Oh that is truly bad!!!

  3. ahhaha ahah h aa... nice...
  4. :rofl:

    low, low, low-brow!

  5. hey !!! i've been using this joke for years !!! :evil:

    And the final line should be . . . "Deep in Dispair !!!"

    But I have the guys being Paki instead of Irish.
    The accent is more effective !
  6. Ditto, great joke though, has got me laid before, I'm sure.
  7. Hey Mickyb!!
    Could we have you doing your version with Paki accents and all on a vid.....???!!
    come on, you can do it!!

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  8. West Indian when I heard it
    I F#$king Dis Custerd Mon
  9. ROTFLMAO!!!!