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Ed forgot his wedding anniversary...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by GavinB, Nov 25, 2008.

  1. Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
    upset. She told him 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE.'

    The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up,
    she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up the

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
  2. lol
    heard it in diffrent vesion, but good nonetheless