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Eavesdropping

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by WowlTurkey, Dec 12, 2008.

  1. have you ever walked past some people talking and overheard just a small snippet of what was said and you immediately think to yourself, 'what the f**k were they talking about?'

    Go and check this site http://overheardeverywhere.com/

    I pissed myself at the following convo for about 4 minutes 37 seconds

    Middle aged tourist with shopping bags moving towards a small puppy: Well, my oh my, aren't you the sweetest looking thing in the world!
    Puppy: (barks)
    Middle aged tourist: Oh, go fcuk yourself!


    some are weird, some are strange some are hilarious...


     
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  2. Good find. This is the best one i found.

    Girl, giving tour: Here is my favorite, one of our the weight training rooms.
    Guy on tour with Australian accent: Do you train here as well?
    Girl: Yes, this is my event.
    Guy: What? Weightlifting?
    Girl: Yeah. I'm training for the snatch.
    Guy: What?
    Girl: It goes like this. (demonstrates weight lifting move)
    Guy (not suppressing grin): And how much is your snatch?
    Girl: I start with 83 pounds.
    Guy (snickering): Reeeally...
    Girl: Yep. Also the clean and jerk.
    Guy: (leaves tour group, unable to suppress laughter)


    US Olympic Training Center
    Colorado Springs, Colorado
     
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  3. Very enjoyable read.

    My favourite:

    History professor, lecturing on the early 1900s: I mean, the problem of being the only person with a telephone is, well, who you gonna call?
    Class, as one: Ghostbusters!
    History professor: You kids scare me.
     
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  4. Hours of entertainment! :grin: :LOL:

    Non-native presenting for speech class: Everyone has cows in their life. Cows at home. Cows at work. Cows in our families. Cows can take over everything. But how do we get rid of the cows?
    Teacher: Chaos. It's pronounced 'chaos.'

    Truman College
    Chicago, Illinois
     
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  5. Fantastic find, WowlTurkey!

    My favourite:

    :LOL:
     
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  6. thats so funny - i used to read the overheard in melbourne ones on LJ. some absolute crackers.
     
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  7. HAHA that site is great!!
    I spent an hour at work just browsing thru,
    boss kept looking over wondering what i was chuckling about!
    :grin: :p :grin: :p
     
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