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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Russell, May 24, 2006.

  1. A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the
    lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
    While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to
    the mailboxes wearing a robe.
    The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
    As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
    nothing else on.
    The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
    After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
    "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
    He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
    against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
    Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
    Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
    Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears?
    Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural!
    I work out every day!
    My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin-no blemishes anywhere!
    How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
    Clearing his throat, he stammered,
    "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."

  2. haha, didn't see that one coming ;) ... no pun intended
  3. Brings to mind a limerick I heard many years ago (and with apologies to the ladies) ...

    There was a young plumber from Lea
    Who was plumbing a girl by the sea
    Said the girl, stop your plumbing
    I hear someone coming
    I know, said the plumber, it's me ...
  4. He He Loz would be proud of that effort!!