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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by lowercase, Oct 18, 2007.

  1. A dyslexic man walks into a bra

    DNA - National Dyslexics Association


    Clever, not extremely funny, though
  2. ](*,)

    I think you need to go back to your welcome thread :p
  3. Dyslexics of the world untie!
  4. Thanks mcbigg! At least there is someone on this forum that understands...

    And knows the English language can be a funny thing :p
  5. ??????hell the what you're f@#king about talking :shock:
  6. hehe i found it funny :LOL:
    but then again im easy to please :oops:
  7. Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper???

    Got kicked out for selling his soul to Santa...


    How many dyslexics does it take to light a bulb change???

  8. hehe thats good

    heres one

    i like boobies.....

    :oops: :oops: ok i guess im not dyslexic today
    :LOL: :LOL:
  9. All sing with me !

    ~Old McDonald was dyslexic Eee Oh I Oh Eee !~
  10. Did ya hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

    He lies awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog!
  11. Did ya hear about the dyslexic on the Atkins' Diet Plan?

    He couldn't lose any weight even though he stopped eating crabs!
  12. "We are the Dyslexic Borg. You're ass will be laminated."
  13. Two dyslexic skiers were just about to start the slow slog to the top of the mountain, and one dyslexic said to the other, "Do you have any idea how we make our way back down? Do we zig-zag or zag-zig?"

    The other dyslexic said "I've no idea, why don't we just start the journey and we can decide while walking!" So, they get half way up the mountain and they still can't work out what to do and decide when they reach the top they can ask someone.

    Finally, they reach the top of the mountain and they approach a man and ask him. "Sir, can you please tell us, on our way back down the mountain do we zig-zag or zag-zig?"

    The man replies, "I've got no idea, mate, I'm a tabboggonist!"

    One of the Dyslexics says, "Okay, can I have 20 Benson and Hedges then?"
  14. Hahahahahaha!!! those are all classics! :p I haven't laughed all day, so thanks guys :D

    You went to a jokes site for those, right? :p
  15. "I put the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia.'" (Ironic that the letters left over can spell "laid.")

  16. ^the best :LOL:
  17. i like this one... even had to do this to check :LOL:
    d y s l e x i a > now bring SEXY back
    d * * l * * i a

    OH WOW!!!@!?! it does spell out laid!!
  18. No, it spells "dial". :wink:
  19. If I was a dyslexic carpenter, would I be using a level, or a level :-k???

    ....awww, I know its not funny... just pought throvoking.... oh, that's a spooner, not realy dyslexic... :-w ok, moving on now... lol
  20. Rob, get back to the 9/11 thing now.