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Dumb Laws

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by randy_rider, Jan 27, 2006.

  1. Found these at

    Here are some of my favorites..
    • A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
    San Francisco: Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash
    A D.C. federal judge has ruled that begging is a form of free speech protected by the Constitution. That means that mugging is free speech too, only more persuasive.
    Idaho; If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car
    • Champaign: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
    • Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
    Minnesota: • All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
    Montana • It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
    • In Ohio women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear
    Rhode Island
    • Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

    I think I'd be in trouble if I lived there.;-)