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Duck hunting

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by boro_baba, May 20, 2008.

  1. A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he
    decided to take a leak....

    He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of
    wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting him in the

    Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his

    'Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is
    that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there
    was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the

    'What's the bad news?' asked the hunter.

    'The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage
    done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother.'

    'Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad,' the hunter replied. 'Is your
    brother a plastic surgeon?'

    'Not exactly.' answered the doctor. 'He's a flute player in the local
    symphony and he's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you
    don't piss in your eye.'