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Drugz

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by six20aus, Mar 4, 2005.

  1. St Peter, in a very worried state, called all of his apostles and
    disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the world. After giving it much
    thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal
    with the problem, they should try the drugs themselves and
    then decide on the correct way to proceed.



    It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs. Two days later the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven.

    St Peter, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple:
    "Who is it?"
    "It's Paul"
    St Peter opens the door.
    "What did you bring, Paul?"
    "Hashish from Morocco"
    "Very well son, come in."

    "Who is it?"
    "It's Mark"
    St Peter opens the door.
    "What did you bring, Mark?"
    "Marijuana from Colombia"
    "Very well son, come in."

    "Who is it?"
    "It's Matthew"
    St Peter opens the door.
    "What did you bring, Matthew ?"
    "Cocaine from Bolivia"
    "Very well son, come in."

    "Who is it?"
    "It's John"
    St Peter opens the door.
    "What did you bring, John ?"
    "Crack from New York"
    "Very well son, come in."

    "Who is it?"
    "It's Luke"
    St Peter opens the door.
    "What did you bring Luke ?"
    "Speed from Amsterdam"
    "Very well son, come in."

    "Who is it?"
    "It's Judas"
    St Peter opens the door.
    "What did you bring, Judas ?"


    "The FBI, YOU MOTHER FUUUUCKKKEEEERS! EVERYONE UP AGAINST THE WALL!"
     
  2. one of my favs - i say it as jesus not st peter.