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Drug dealers vs Software developers

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by es, Feb 24, 2009.

  1. Drug dealers:
    Refer to their clients as "users".

    Software developers:
    Refer to their clients as "users".


    Drug dealers:
    "The first one's free!"

    Software developers:
    "Download a free trial version..."


    Drug dealers:
    Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).

    Software developers:
    Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).


    Drug dealers:
    Strange jargon:
    "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag," "E".

    Software developers:
    Strange jargon:
    "SCSI", "ISDN", "Java", "RTFM"


    Drug dealers:
    Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.

    Software developers:
    Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.


    Drug dealers:
    Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.

    Software developers:
    Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.


    Drug dealers:
    Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.



    Software developers:
    Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists (same thing).


    Drug dealers:
    Their product causes unhealthy addictions.

    Software developers:
    Some say their product causes unhealthy addictions


    Drug dealers:
    Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.

    Software developers:
    Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
     
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