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Drive-through ATM

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by nil_orally, Apr 6, 2005.

  1. The Bank wishes to inform all it's clients that we are installing new "Drive-thru" ATM machines, where you will be able to withdraw money without leaving your vehicle. Please follow the instructions that apply to you;


    For our MALE customers:



    1. Drive up to the ATM machine

    2. Open your car window

    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN

    4. Enter amount of cash required

    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt

    6. Close window

    7. Drive off


    For our FEMALE customers:

    1. Drive up to ATM machine

    2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with machine

    3. Restart stalled engine

    4. Open the car window

    5. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card

    6. Turn the radio down

    7. Attempt to insert card into machine

    8. Open car door to allow easier access to ATM machine, due to its excessive distance from car

    9. Insert card

    10. After "Invalid card" is displayed, remove the Medicare card, and insert correct ATM card

    11. Remove ATM card

    12. Re-insert card right way up

    13. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page

    14. Enter PIN

    15. Press "cancel" and re-enter correct PIN

    16. Enter amount of cash required

    17. Check make-up in rear view mirror

    18. Retrieve card

    19. Empty handbag again to locate card holder and place card inside

    20. Place receipt in back of cheque book

    21. Re-check make-up

    22. Drive forward 2metres

    23. Reverse back to ATM machine

    24. Retrieve cash

    25. Re-empty handbag, locate purse and place cash inside

    26. Restart stalled engine and pull off

    27. Drive for 2 to 3 kilometres

    28. Release handbrake
     
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  2. Its funny cause its true.... :LOL:
     
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  3. I aint touching that one.

    And nil_orally is probably ducking for cover as we speak.
     
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  4. hahahahahah dude :LOL:
     
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  5. Thats god damn great it is :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  6. Never happend to me as "for women"
     
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