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Drink driving

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by ob123, Mar 23, 2005.

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    Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a hotel in Mansfield, Victoria. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the hotel so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the carpark for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. -- -- He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the hotel and drove off.

    Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night) -- -- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. -- He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left. At last, the car park empty, he pulled out of the carpark and started to drive slowly down the road.

    The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the police car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

    "I doubt it," said the truly proud Victorian. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."