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Dot on forehead

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Gromit, Jul 22, 2005.

  1. A guy goes into a doctor's office; he's got a dot on his forehead. The doctor says, 'Oh my God, I've never seen it before but I read about this in medical school.'

    The guy says, 'Doctor, what is it?'

    'Well in six weeks you are going to have a penis growing out of your forehead.'

    The guy says, 'Doc, cut it off.'

    The doctor replies, 'I can't cut it off; it's attached to your brain, you'd die.'

    So the guy says: 'So, doctor, what you're telling me, is that in six weeks, every morning when I wake up and look in the mirror, I'm going to see a penis growing out of my forehead?'

    And the doctor says, 'Ah, no, no, no, no. You won't see it.
    The balls will cover your eyes.'