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door-to-door salesman... Warning: Good joke (?)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Sep 21, 2005.

  1. An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks.

    A real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.

    He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."

    She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"

    The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"

    She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
  2. oh dammit eswen, please put some type of warning on good jokes, just got worded up laughing.....

    oh that was still worth it
  3. lol, warning added :p
  4. thanks eswen, I haven't heard that one before, a real hoot!!! (being a salesman it's doubly funny!!)
  5. geez thanks fo rthe warning :wink:
  6. thats ok stewy. Anytime you need a "warning" just let me know baby ooh yeah
  7. Nice one... I liked it... Well done
  8. you posted in the thread but only just read the joke? tut tut

    yeah baby you know its true
  9. That joke really sucks

    :):):):) :(
  10. :LOL: good joke eswen, haven't heard that one before :D