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Doonks' JOTD

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by doonx, Jan 25, 2006.

  1. A young cowboy walks into a seedy Diner in Laramie, Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

    After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

    The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

    Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.

    The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too.
    bidda budda BOOM
  2. :LOL:

    Not heard that one before, sorta sneaks up on you, eh?
  3. ..... and i was just thinking about lunch too.

    Guess i'll wait a bit for lunch.

    good joke though, kinda like tho old guy with the almonds.
  4. haha that was a great joke!! i love an ending that sneaks up on you.