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Don't stop for a pee in Nigeria

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by smee, Jun 10, 2005.

  1. http://www.thecouriermail.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,15563833%5E1702,00.html
    Police detain stray killer cow
    From correspondents in Lagos

    A COW that strayed and killed a bus driver has been detained by police in Nigeria's commercial capital, Lagos.

    "The cow has been arrested and is being detained at Trade Fair police station, Ojo," Lagos police spokesman Olubode Ojajuni said today.

    The bus driver was urinating at a corner when the cow struck him from behind, the spokesman said.

    "As the man fell down, the cow repeatedly hit him with its hooves and horns until he died," he said.

    The cow would remain in police custody pending the arrest of its owners, the spokesman said.
  2. Yikes :shock:

    You'ld be pretty pissed.

    8-[ ....<runs>
  3. Sounds like a lot of bull to me.
  4. the cow never made it to court
    he commitesd suicide when he slipped into the oven while trying to hide .
    locals got suspisous when a 44 gallon drum of BBQ sauce arrived at the station that night :LOL:
  5. When cows turn bad... :LOL:
  6. And who said leather would save your life!

    What next... vampire cows?

    Still... I guess you could kill them with a steak through the heart

    *runs away really really quickly*
  7. I reckon this joke will be put out to pasture soon.
  8. I didn't think you'd have a beef with that one, actually.
    *runs away even more quickly*
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  10. an elephant was put to death once for killing 3 people