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Doing the right thing

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Milos, Nov 25, 2005.

  1. A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.

    He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the
    morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls
    over. Then, a louder knock follows.

    "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.

    So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and
    there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the home-owner long to
    realise the man was drunk.

    "Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"

    "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the
    door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says,
    "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in
    the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and
    you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would
    have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"

    "But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

    "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be
    the Christian thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again,
    gets dressed, and goes downstairs.

    He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts,
    "Hey, do you still want a push??"

    And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah please."

    So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"

    And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."
  2. LOL......I love it!!!
  3. Man, did that bring a smile on my face. :)

    Good one!!!

    :D :D
  4. Just too good, didn't see that coming at all, :LOL: