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Doggie Style

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by grange, Dec 1, 2009.

  1. Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
    ‘Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?’ asked the one.
    ‘Well, not exactly.’ his friend replied, ‘she's more into the trick dog aspect of it.’
    ‘Oh, I see, kinky, huh?’
    ‘Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.’


     
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  2. ....doggie obviously didn't want a bone!!.... :p
     
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  3. Then there is rodeo style.

    Do it doggie style, then when you are just about finished, lean forward, cup her breasts lovingly in your hands, then say "These really remind me of you sisters."

    Try to hold on for 8 seconds.
     
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  4. then theres the pirate style.

    you squirt in her eye ,then kick her hard in the shin.

    youll see her jumping up an doin on one leg goin ' ARRRR'
     
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  5. =D>

    lengthening to 10 characters
     
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  6. I thought the original joke was something along the lines of being at schoolies, have a chick riding you and then all your mates jump out of closets and start cheering, and you have to hold on for 8 seconds...
     
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  7. either way you gota hold on
     
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