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Dog poo

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by wang chung, Jun 15, 2005.

  1. Im walking around at work and i can smell it!! :evil: its not on my feet, any help as to how to get rid of it? Should i just walk around sniffing the air trying to locate the source?

  2. You should immediately go round the office demanding to smell each of your colleagues' feet.
  3. you dont ride a pushy to work do you? i once got a little bit of splatter on my shirt when i ran through one years ago avoiding a couple of pedestrians that refused to walk single file on the shared path. took me a couple of hours to find the source..... i dont move over onto the grass for anyone now :evil:
  4. What makes you so sure it's dog doo?
  5. Did you brush your teeth this morning??
  6. You might have a olfactory disorder...

    Phantosmia -- olfactory hallucinations


    Parosmia -- distorted sense of smell


    Kind of makes you wish you had my disease doesn't it

    Anosmia -- no sense of smell
  7. Or went straight from wiping his arse to wiping his nose.

  8. :shock: :shock: eeewwwwwwwww
  9. sounds like your boyfriend gave you a dirty Sanchez.
  10. Nice reply clowns. Negative karma for you

    Its some sought of animal poo, perhaps not "dog doo"

    I dont wipe my nose, just pick it. Then flick it around and laugh as it gets stuck to walls
  11. Duhast might be right. Matt232 did try and bust some moves on me
  12. c'mon mat this is after all the jokes & humour section.