Parked my bike next to a pole this morning, with a decent gap to dismount etc. When I returned, some idiot had parked their bike so close to mine that it was actually touching it, and I was unable to get on. I had to stand next to it and kind of lift and shuffle it out, not happy. If I wasn't such a strong, muscular and attractive specimen of masculinity then I would've been fcuked Seriously though, somebody old or small wouldn't have been able to get the bike out, I had to use a fair bit of strength and was pretty worried about dropping it. Is this sort of shit common, and what is the etiquette in this situation? Should I wait for the owner to return and beat them with something heavy and blunt?