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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by midnight, Jul 24, 2005.

  1. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
    approached the desk, the receptionist said,

    "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

    "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

    The receptionist became irritated and said,

    "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

    "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

    The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment
    in this room full of people. You should have said there is something
    wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further
    with the doctor in private."

    The man replied,

    "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer
    could embarrass anyone."

    The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered.

    The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

    "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

    Th receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
    her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

    "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

    The doctor's office erupted in laughter.

  2. HAHA Good one!! :LOL:
  3. Hehehe bwahahahah
    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
    Sounds like a d1khd...