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Doctor ethics!...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tweetster, Dec 1, 2009.

  1. Doctor, doctor, please kiss me,’ says the patient.
    ‘No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics,’ says the doctor.

    Ten minutes later the patient says: ‘Doctor, please, kiss me just once.’ ‘No, I'm sorry, I just can't’ he says.

    Five minutes later, she asks again: ‘Please, please kiss me!’

    ‘Look,’ says the doctor, ‘it's out of the question. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be f*cking you'.
  2. lol.... .
  3. That, is, awesome,