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...Docs Visit!...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tweetster, Jan 25, 2011.

  1. A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

    "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me."

    "This one's kind of strange," the woman said.

    "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

    "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

    "I see," commented the doctor calmly.

    "That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.

    "That night," she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were dimes. This morning, there were quarters!"

    "You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored. "I'm scared out of my wits!"

    The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.


    (Ready for this?)


    (I'm warning you.....)


    (Still not too late.....delete now!)


    "You're simply going through the change!"


  2. Hehe good one :)
    Made me smile.
  3. That's terrible! But funny as hell...
    Reminds me of a so-called "true story"...:
    Lady was running late for the gyno, and needed to drop her daughter at a babysitter on the way. So she wipes little miss's face with a cloth, and since she didn't have time to shower, gave herself a wipe "down there" with the same cloth.
    Upon arriving and placing her feet in the stirrups, the gyno burst out laughing.
    The lady was so embarrassed and started to apologise, but was interrupted by the gyno saying "seriously, there was no need to go to so much trouble, but you've made my day!".
    He then positioned a mirror so she could see...
    Turns out little miss had made a mess with some glitter, which ended up on the washcloth and subsequently all over her man-trap! She'd turned up with a discomuff!
  4. Discomuff - Love it lol ^^
  5. :LOL: Discomuff.
  6. So, the new doctor at my local medical centre was a smokin' hot young woman. She sensed that I was a bit nervous, and said "Don't worry, I've seen it all before, now just tell me - what's the problem?" I said "I think my cock tastes funny".