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Do You Have.....?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Dante, Apr 9, 2006.

  1. I was walking around my local convenience store looking for some items and couldnt find any. so i went to the front desk and asked the manager, "Do you have any small note-books?"

    "Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out."

    i then asked about some other things "Well, do you have any mechanical pencils?"

    "Nope, don't have that either," says the manager.

    at the counter i saw some chips so i asked, "Do you have Doritos? Nachos?"

    The manager shrugs, "Sorry."

    "Hmmph. How about a mars bar" i said starting to get a bit grumpy.

    "Nope. Don't have that."

    "Wow!" (now shouting), "If you don't have anything, you should
    close the bloody store!"

    The manager shrugs, "Don't have the key."

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  2. hahaha
    sweet joke :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: