I have a sore eye. Im going to see my doc in an hour and hopefully [-o< she will give me an eye patch to wear so I can be a super cool pirate!!! so I ask you, most enlightened ones; Is t' age o' piracy and chivilry over Is t' time o' Have NOT Of gone vs. Are eye patches uncool and unfashionable (ie be I a loser for wantin' one) Is thar a way that I can trick someone into givin' me an eye patch??? I want t' be cool like Pirate Pete!!! I think I still have a bandana round here somewhere, and a ruffled silk shirt. might have t' substitute somethin' inferior like draggins for t' pants unfortunatly. Should I get a full time job Is thar a particular reason t' pirates went underground watch your gold covered chocoalte doubloons landlubbers! Mad Eswen the Rough is about!