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Divorced Barbie

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by zx14, Nov 24, 2005.

  1. One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"

    The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have...
    - Work out Barbie for $19.95
    - Shopping Barbie for $19.95
    - Beach Barbie for $19.95
    - Disco Barbie for $19.95
    - Divorced Barbie for $265.95

    The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

    The salesperson annoyed answers: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with...
    - Ken's Car,
    - Ken's House,
    - Ken's Boat,
    - Ken's Furniture,
    - Ken's Computer and...
    - One of Ken's Friends.
  2. ROFLOL... brilliant! :D
  3. LMAO :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    That's a good one!!

    :D :D
  4. haha. if i keep hearing divorce jokes i'm going to be well and truly put off by the time i'm thinking about marriage :shock: :p

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