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Dirty phone call

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by ibast, May 6, 2014.

  1. The other day I thought I'd spice things up by calling my wife and being dirty.

    she answered the phone.
    Me, "I bet you have a tight shaved twat"

    Wife, "Yes, he's watching the TV, who shall I say is calling?"
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  2. Wife??? Eww
  3. She's quick, and funny.
    Mine is on hormone patches, absolutely rampant all the time. The other day we had friends over for dinner and we were talking about them and she said " I didn't get one last night".
    I shook my head and said for god sake you've been all over it morning noon and night since you've been on those bloody things. I work nine to eleven hours a day, your lucky I come home for lunch. Give me a break!
    She said, I meant hot flushes.......
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  4. Hormone patches you say.......