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Digger injured in Fallujah.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by VCM, Oct 13, 2008.

  1. A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came
    upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the
    opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but
    less serious state.

    The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
    both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had

    The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the
    highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.' We saw
    each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I
    yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag
    who got what he deserved.

    He yelled back that Kevin Rudd is a bureaucratic, Good-for-nothing,
    left wing labour dickhead who knows bugger all about running the

    'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
    mean-spirited lesbian!'

    He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia Gillard !'

    And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking
    hands, when a bloody truck hit us.'

    ( Jokes aside spare a thought for those brave guys out there. May they all return home to their families in good health )
  2. lol, love it.
  3. Classic. Good stuff :LOL: