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Designated drunk!!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tweetster, Dec 7, 2009.

  1. A true story from Mount Isa in Queensland.

    Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub.

    Late in the evening the officer noticed a man Leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

    The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

    After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles.

    The man managed to find his car, which he fell into.

    He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

    Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night).

    Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

    He moved the vehicle forward a few metres, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.

    At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.

    The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyser test.

    To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.

    The Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken.."

    "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".
  2. :D i like that one
  3. true story, ey?
  4. Yeah, that's a new bit!

  5. ..ya mean it's NOT true!!..... :eek: ....

  6. *loud sigh* ..... whatever!!..... (see "the words women use" thread for details!! .... lol)

    Well, I am absolutely shattered!!..... :cheeky:
  7. lol... this ones been round the block more times than a lady from KingsX ;)
  8. to be honest, I wouldnt be suprised if it originally was true, after all, the stories have to start from somewhere, but your gona have a hard time trying to convince me it was from mount isa
  9. There may well have been some basis to the story, way back in the mists of time, but it surely has been embellished over the years!

  10. as someone who lived in the isa, it wouldn't surprise me at all
  11. It's a little bit like this one