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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by MelbourneMick, Oct 18, 2011.

  1. After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were
    going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough….once she
    killed herself I started to feel a lot better. So I thought…Sod
    it….soldier on.

  2. That's really ****ed up....yet got a smirk out of me
  3. :rofl: sick & funny. my kinda joke.
  4. hahaha i'm going to hell aren't i ?
  5. jebus loves you
  6. Dont worry - I'll be there as well. :p

    Apparently the bartender there serves awesome drinks.
  7. Dog works in mysterious ways. :angel:
  8. sounds like the Dyslexic Agnostic who suffered from Insomnia

    he lay awake all night wondering if Dog really existed
  9. Are people talking about me?

    Just because you know you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not all out to get you.
  10. I often wonder about suicide survivors. I mean, now there's ONE MORE thing you suck at!!
  11. if somone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide......is it considered a hostage situation?
  12. Now Iv'e been cured of my schizophrenia, where am I now when I need me most?
  13. I was really depressed & called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.

    I was connected to a call center...in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck or had a pilots license.
  14. I am using that at work today !!

    hahahaha i nearly snotted coffee !