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Definition of Bravery....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Little_Miss, Mar 8, 2005.

  1. Definition of Bravery:

    True bravery is arriving home, stinking drunk after a very late night out with the boys, being met at the door and assaulted with a broom by your wife and still having the guts to ask:

    "Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?'

  2. WOW, now that is the definate bravery award winner
  3. Not sure whether that classifies as bravery or stupidity?
  4. suicide perhaps but i wouldnt call it bravery
  6. 3 seconds later he wont feel so brave tho :LOL: hard to feel like a man with your nuts at the back of your throat and a broomstick up your arse :shock: :?
  7. Maybe he wanted to get a divorce? Though the nutarectomy must be an unwanted side-effect.
  8. pure gold
  9. I think he's just drunk - coz you end up doing those 2 things - Believing your Brave which will then get you to do stupid things. :p
  10. Is that a true story? Because if it is, "hand that man a new" :)