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Dear Deirdre

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Caz V1, Nov 9, 2007.

  1. Why men's letters to Dear Deirdre never get printed...

    Dear Deirdre,
    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
    could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
    wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs.. phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
    ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
    know them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
    always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if
    has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
    taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and
    she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again
    and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
    down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
    again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
    garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
    street when she came home.

    It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that
    the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
    Concerned Larry

  2. This is the third time I've read this joke, with three different endings. Good joke, though. :grin:
  3. :LOL:
    But is the wife cheating!?
  4. *slap*
  5. too many times has this been posted... though to be fair MG posted it in off topic :roll: