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Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by booga, Nov 6, 2006.

  1. Why men's letters to Dear Abby are never printed

    It's all about priorities .

    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what Could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife Has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My Wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask Their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know Them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always Walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has Gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

    I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went Berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep Down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out Again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park My 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at That moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed that the valve Covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?