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Dead Skunk

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by cruisingal, Jan 18, 2007.

  1. A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife
    asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she
    said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

    He says, "OK, Get in the car with it."

    The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

    He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

    "But what about the smell?" said the wife.

    "Just hold its little nose."

    The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat
    him with died at the scene
  2. HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA :rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    i'm glad a girl posted that.
  3. That's about as funny as a blind lesbian in a fish shop... :wink:
  4. :LOL: awesome!!!!
  5. Well, even I lol'd at this one so just had to share :)