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Dead Husband

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by roundman58, Nov 22, 2005.

  1. A woman goes to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

    "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

    Visibly shaken, the woman stares at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

    She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question. "Will I be found guilty?"