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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by es, Sep 29, 2005.

  1. HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
    Wine her,
    Dine her,
    Call her,
    Hug her,
    Hold her,
    Surprise her,
    Compliment her,
    Smile at her,
    Laugh with her,
    Cry with her,
    Cuddle with her,
    Shop with her,
    Give her jewelry,
    Buy her flowers,
    Hold her hand,
    Write love letters to her,
    Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.


    HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
    Show up naked.
    Bring beer.


    (how to impress me? invite your self over, bring whisky, geeky movies/tv series. and pizza. maybe dosh for my tattoo fund.)


     
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  2. No chocolates eswen?? :p
     
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  3. If you're not doing anything on Friday, feel like getting married? ;)

    (If you haven't already, treat yourself to a bottle of Laphroaig, awesome stuff, and cheap for single malt).

    Justin.
     
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  4. nah people will tease me. Ive gone off chocolates in the last week or so anyway.
    My theory (not that anyone wants to know :LOL:)
    Chocolate releses the lurrrve endorphines, so if im craving chocolate im really just craving love. And im not craving chocolate so I must feel loved already ;)
     
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  5. Belgian, I say. :D :D :D
     
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  6. I am unsure about the naked deal.
    I'd prefer a G string. Leaves more to the imagination...
    :D :D :D
     
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  7. i agree with g. but more some lacy panties that come up half way, not those one that go up on top of your hips, just little ones and a nice lacy bra..

    not just any beer, tooheys extra drys.... or vodka

    :D :D :D thats me happy
     
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  8. Gentlemen of discernment. :wink: :LOL:
     
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  9. for us younger generations understanding. What the?
     
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  10. Blaaahhh! Oh, dear...Treat the lady nice! Belgian de Ranke Krieke (sour cherry ale) served with Belgian chocolate. I guess if you were planning on a theme, you could do the lingerie in Belgian lace.
     
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  11. Here, here. Mr Chairman.
    :D :D :D
     
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  12. He means 'he's not a bogan/westy and you lot are' :wink:
     
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  13. thankyou, but wouldn't a bogan just want her naked?

    chairman wasn't it about us. since we have to do the 43 things for them?

    G i know what your sig means but what does the word 'tu' mean?
     
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  14. My mistake - I was planning to share my beer with her, as well as doing the other 43 things. And Eswen's already highlighted the health benefits of chocolate. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker - but why not try both? :wink:

    But I take your point.
     
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  15. I was informed that it meant: "you". I assume, there is the potential that it could be spelt differently depending on the region and the dialect.
     
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  16. Chairman.. fair enough.

    and chocolate does make you feel better. don't know about the love endorphines, but it makes your body release the endorphines that make you feel happy.

    thanks G i'll find out and let you know.
     
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  17. Right......... Tron, Whisky, and Pizza.... on my way :p
     
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  18. I see your Tron and i raise you a Firefly! Speaking of which... anyone else pining for tonights official release of Serenity? I still can't decide if i'm seeing it tonight or tomorrow.

    (If you don't understand... the loop has left you behind.)
     
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  19. hahaha... knickers knickers knickers!!
    I agree with whoever said something about leaving a little to the imagination... anticipation is a GOOD thing ;)

    I have so many knickers I had to start a 2nd draw for them all HAHAHA!!

    :shock: why am I saying this?!!!!
     
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  20. hahah thats a lot of knickers,

    why are you saying this ? cause this is your domain, you LOVE IT!

    hahaha. don't stop now

    imagination is good! :wink:
     
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