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Dating Rituals

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Azz, May 9, 2006.

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  1. eswen is so uberly cool for fixing my thread title, which was in all caps and hard to read


    First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
    Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
    Third date: You get to have $ex, but only in the missionary position.


    First Date: You both get blind drunk and have $ex.
    Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have $ex.
    20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have $ex.


    First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
    Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
    Third Date: You have $ex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3 carat ring.
    5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having $ex.
    6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

    First Date: You get dynamite head.
    Second Date: You get more great head.
    Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

    First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
    Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
    Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized Nothing is going to happen.

    First date: Meet her parents.
    Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date: Wedding night.

    First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
    Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
    Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
    Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

    First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have $ex in the back of her car.
    Second Date: She's pregnant.
    Third Date: She moves in. One week later her mother! , father, his
    girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
    her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend
    and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of
    your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

    The POINT?


    ps i love eswen ;)
  2. aw thats so sweet ;)
  3. but everyone loves eswen
    :grin: :grin:
  4. :LOL: :LOL: But eswen has a boyfriend... i think she told me at some point :LOL: :LOL:
  5. but we can secreatly love her haha :LOL:
  6. What nationality is she? :LOL:
  7. Is she Irish :roll: :LOL:
  8. im a bit of everything ;)
  9. :-k hmmmm... bit of everything hey :grin:
  10. ok

    :grin: sounds like a mad cocktail, :p
  11. :-k

    think your gonna get flamed by the netrider women... or is it true? :shock:
  12. sorry to hear about your haircut ef4eye :( :p
  13. hmmm.... time to get out the popcorn I think :popcorn:

  15. Thanks for the edit of woman to man Eswen. At first I thought, "did I screw that up that bad without realising it?" then I saw your edit note :)
  16. Are you trying to say that theres something wrong with rat tails?
    Don't forget those femullets, now that's what I call a woman.
    There's something about a woman that'll fetch your beer and crush the can on her forehead when you're finished. ooh yeah. :wink:
    They're usually they type that enjoy a good spit roast too.

  17. :LOL: no there is strictly no jokes in here :LOL:

  18. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

  19. I see you speak fluent dork. :LOL: :LOL:
    You wouldn't happen to look like that comic book guy from the simpsons?
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