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Dating Rituals:

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Phanoongy, Mar 22, 2006.

  1. WHITE WOMEN
    First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
    Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
    Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.





    IRISH WOMEN
    First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    Second Date:
    You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.



    ITALIAN WOMEN
    First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
    Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
    Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
    ring.
    5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
    having sex.
    6th Anniversary: You
    find yourself a girlfriend.


    JEWISH WOMEN
    First Date: You get dynamite head.
    Second Date: You get more great head.
    Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and
    never get head again.




    CHINESE WOMEN
    First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
    Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and again nothing
    happens.
    Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've
    already realized......nothing is going to happen.


    INDIAN WOMEN
    First date: Meet her parents.
    Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
    Third date: Wedding night.



    BLACK WOMEN
    First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive
    dinner.
    Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
    dinner.
    Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
    Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.



    MEXICAN WOMEN
    First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
    sex in the back of her car.
    Second Date: She's pregnant.
    Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his
    girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma,
    her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend
    and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the
    rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a
    home along the Rio Grande.




    The point of the story is:




    DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?
     
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  2. Muahahahahaha
     
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  3. but what about Australian women?
     
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  4. uh huh

    Having dated half the nationalities listed,I can say youre half right,half wrong,but which half,shouldnt do things by half,never get the whole story. :roll:
     
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  5. mmmmm

    Their generally classified as W.A.S.P. Andre_
    White anglo saxon protestant
    Without intending any racialist overtones and generalisations :!:
     
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  6. Typical Teenager:
    1. Meet wasted at some party and have sex
    2. What you mean there is meant to be a second date ? I didn't even catch her name.
     
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  7. *pats* There there, I'm sure it wasn't you.
     
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