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Dads advice

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by waedwe, Feb 6, 2010.

  1. A young primary school lad goes to talk with his Mum:

    "Mum? I've got a question. The guys at school are using words I don't understand."

    "What words, dear?"

    "Pussy and biatch."

    Mum inhaled sharply, but then said: "Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Sooty. A biatch is a female dog, like our Sandy."

    "Thanks, Mum....."


    He then went to ask his Dad for confirmation.....

    "Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."

    "What words, son?"

    "Pussy and biatch. I asked Mum, but I don't think she told me the right meanings.”

    Dad said: "Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this." He pulled a Playboy magazine from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area with a pen, and said: "Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."

    "Okay, Dads. Then what's a biatch?"

    Dad replied: "Everything outside the circle."
  2. oldie but a goodie :D
  3. Hahahaha love it lol....
  4. Ohhhhh!! now that's nasty!!!!.....[-(

    ... mind you!, it's easier for us girls, 'cos with guys we just need the one name...."prick"!!..... :p
  5. My girlfriends mum told me a different version of this joke.

    "Son asks dad difference between pussy and c@nt.

    So the dad his son upstairs, and lifts his sleeping wife's dress.

    He says, do you see that hairy thing between her legs, that's her pussy.

    The son says, can i touch it?

    The dad replies, no because you'll wake the c@nt up."
  6. =D> love both versions,,,,,,,,,,,,,thxs for posting
  7. A kid asks his Dad to describe what a vagina looks like before and after Sex.

    His Dad says "Before a Woman makes love, it's like a beautiful Rose as it's soft petals are opening up to the Sun's Morning Rays"

    The kid ponders this mental image, "Mmmm, sounds nice Dad. What does it look like after?"

    "Well son, have you ever seen a Bull Dog eat a bowl of Custard?"
  8. Oh god that is gold..... Keep em comin lol...